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Witness 007
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Michael Jackson's Kids Doing Field Service
by Confuzzled ini don't know if this has already been discussed, but i thought y'all might find it interesting, or disgusting.. .
********************** article start ********************** pop tartssource: michael jackson's formerly reclusive children now spreading religious message door-to-doorby hollie mckay.
published june 23, 2010.
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Witness 007
Imagine: "Can I leave this tract with you about "Is the bible really God's word?" {Householder} "No thanks sweety." {Kid} "Okay, What about this signed copy of Thriller?" {Householder} "HELL YES KID......HERE"S A $10 DOLLAR DONATION!!"
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Watchtower Golden Age article = "In Paradise we will fly like Superman...and a Comet will keep earths climate warm??? What?
by Witness 007 inlife in paradise...what will it be like?
so many questions.....let's see what "the faithful slave" has to say about it.. golden age aug 25 1926 p.751 "negative gravitation...you may have wondered how accidents will be avioded in christs kingdom, since we are told nothing will hurt or destroy.
scientists tell us there is enough atomic energy in one finger-nail to propell a battleship.
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Life in Paradise...what will it be like? So many questions.....let's see what "the Faithful Slave" has to say about it.
Golden Age Aug 25 1926 p.751 "Negative Gravitation...you may have wondered how accidents will be avioded in Christs Kingdom, since we are told nothing will hurt or destroy. Scientists tell us there is enough Atomic energy in one finger-nail to propell a battleship. The people of the future may carry a little of this power with them. If they fall down an elevator shaft, they can let themselves down easy, then they can TURN A LITTLE MORE ON and go back up...no danger of falling down stairs then."
Golden Age 1926 June 16 p.583 "God may soon cause a Comet to be captured by the earth...to bring about a change in the weather , and turn the planet into Paradise, where destruction and death are no more..."
Once again the "faithful slave" has used logic, science, and Holy Spirit to answer all your Paradise questions!
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Wierdest Yearbook experience EVER 1967 A "talking snake" silenced by an African Witness!!!
by Witness 007 inyearbook 1967 p.105 "{chad -africa}.....a large crowd was follwing a man who had a talking serpent.
the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foriegn tongues...a brother was passing by and attracted by the commotion, he went to the house...as soon as he entered the room the serpent stopped talking.
the man cried out: "a magican has entered the room"...the brother said: "is that a serpent or a demon that is talking to you?...i know that since god created the animals not one sepent has spoken, with the exception of the one in the begining in the garden of eden...seeing that the serpent remained silent the man left the building...later he was anxious to get some literature....".
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Yearbook 1967 p.105 "{Chad -Africa}.....a large crowd was follwing a man who had a talking serpent. The serpent gave greetings and spoke in foriegn tongues...a brother was passing by and attracted by the commotion, he went to the house...as soon as he entered the room the serpent stopped talking. The man cried out: "A magican has entered the room"...the brother said: "Is that a serpent or a demon that is talking to you?...I know that since God created the animals not one sepent has spoken, with the exception of the one in the begining in the Garden of Eden...seeing that the serpent remained silent the man left the building...later he was anxious to get some literature...."
So the evil snake from Eden is now alive and well in Africa!!!! Who put this crap in the Yearbook? Didn't anyone proof read?
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Bluetooth headsets
by free2beme inbluetooth headsets have drawn a confusion, between knowing who is talking to someone and who is simply a crazy person talking to themselves.
perhaps it is useful, but it removes that warning sign of this person is a major crazy person.
of course, most crazy people who talk to themselves ... claim to be talking to god.
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Witness 007
It's funny when people are pretending to have a conversation on the phone........and then it rings.
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Bluetooth headsets
by free2beme inbluetooth headsets have drawn a confusion, between knowing who is talking to someone and who is simply a crazy person talking to themselves.
perhaps it is useful, but it removes that warning sign of this person is a major crazy person.
of course, most crazy people who talk to themselves ... claim to be talking to god.
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Witness 007
We all know how happy God is to have a deep conversation with us.....
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"Jesus did not die on the cross" (Gunnar Samuelsson)
by Titus in"jesus did not die on the cross" .
a new doctoral dissertation in theology from gothenburg university claims that the bible has been misinterpreted when it comes to how jesus died.
gunnar samuelsson who wrote the dissertation has studied the original texts and sees no explicit references to crucifiction.
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Witness 007
Right well back to the Kingdom Hall for me......Pioneering here I come baby!!!
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Why was Gilead Missionary school originally built as a Bombshelter for Bethel??
by Witness 007 inrutherford preached that world war 2 would end with "fascist catholics" taking over the world and jehovah stepping in.. his book enemies 1937 "...will great britain and america become fascist under catholic control?
the scriptures and the facts support that conclusion...." so ruthrford made some bombshelters..... watch 82 8/15 p.10 "...as a precuation for the saftey of the bethel family, a place of refuge was built in south lansing, new york...it was never needed for that purpose....later transformed into the gilead missionary school.".
watch 81 12/15 p.28 "rutherford believed that intense persecution may require them to leave headquaters.
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Rutherford preached that World War 2 would end with "Fascist Catholics" taking over the world and Jehovah stepping in.
His book Enemies 1937 "...Will Great Britain and America become Fascist under Catholic control? The Scriptures and the facts support that conclusion...." So Ruthrford made some bombshelters....
Watch 82 8/15 p.10 "...as a precuation for the saftey of the Bethel family, a place of refuge was built in South Lansing, New York...it was never needed for that purpose....later transformed into the Gilead Missionary school."
Watch 81 12/15 p.28 "Rutherford believed that intense persecution may require them to leave Headquaters. Thus he built a building in upstate New York, that could be used by the Bethel family."
After the death of Rutherford during the war Nathan Knorr reversed this belief giving the Convention talk "Peace can it last." saying: "This war is NOT the battle Armagedon..." In Feb 1st 1943 he organised the first missionary school from an isolated property that once was a built as the ulitmate "Armagedon shelter."
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Revised "United in Worship" bapitism studybook leaves out Chapter on Blood!! Why?
by Witness 007 inremeber the blue book studied just before baptism?
the new revised version came out in 2002 with two major chapters being deleted..... 1980 - united in worship.
chapter 19 - what does the mosaic law mean to you?.
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Witness 007
Remeber the blue book studied just before baptism? The new revised version came out in 2002 with two major chapters being deleted....
1980 - United in Worship
Chapter 19 - What does the Mosaic law mean to you?
Chapter 20 - Life and Blood do we treat them as sacred?
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2002 - Worship the True God. {Exactly the same chapters except}
Chapter 19 - Continue to speak of God's works.
Cahpter 20 - Keep close in mind Jehovah's day.
The chapter on the Mosiac law was useless since we are no longer under that law. The old chapter on blood was very right wing and dogmatic about refusing blood....even if you need to die. Wonder why these chapters are gone?
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Brother Prince
by serenitynow! inprince is in the july issue of ebony.
in the article they called him a devout if questioning jw.
i dont see what he was questioning.
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Witness 007
How does his song go?..............what's it called?.........It goes ..........."Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1975!!!!!!!!! You know the one!